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Chapter 1127: Chapter 911: Officials Competing for Credit, Choir of Stars_2 Chapter 1127: Chapter 911: Officials Competing for Credit, Choir of Stars_2 Officials refer to organs.

The subject of the crosstalk is a debate between the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and head.

As the host introduces, several lines of text appear on the lower left corner of the TV screen.

Program: Five Senses Debate

Performance: Guo Leng, Zhao Qilin, Li Qian, Peng Zhou, Feng An

Script: Chu Kuang

Many viewers who were ready to change the channel couldn’t help but set down their remote, more or less attracted by this gimmick.

“Five people performing crosstalk!?”

“That’s quite a fresh idea!”

“The crosstalk script is provided by the old rascal too, the old rascal is really changing his stripes—first, sketches and now crosstalk!”

“Can this thing really work?”

“I was going to express my skepticism, but then I remembered that sketch ‘Eating Noodles,’ and I feel like the old rascal’s scripts must be pretty decent!”

“The five performers aren’t bad either!”

“While individually these five can’t compare to the Liu brothers, collectively, their presence is no less significant!”

“Crosstalk doesn’t work that way.”

“More people doesn’t necessarily make it more entertaining.”

“But I must say, seeing five crosstalk masters perform together is quite a draw, plus with the old rascal’s script, I’m intrigued!”

Chu Kuang!

Five crosstalk masters!

An unprecedented group crosstalk!

All these gimmicks together provide plenty of reason for many viewers to stick around!

Just then.

Qin Continent’s crosstalk begins!

Zhong Continent’s crosstalk starts as well!

It’s common for the programs on the various new year’s galas not to be synchronized, and occasional overlaps are normal. This is the first overlap between the two, both featuring crosstalk performances!

…

Guo Leng steps onto the stage, his slightly plump figure radiating friendliness: “Let me tell you all something, folks. I had a dream last night, a really weird one. I dreamed that my five senses…”

Suddenly.

A voice comes from the side, and the other four performers walk onto the stage one by one. They each take on the roles of the eyes, head, nose, and ears, creating a fun play with Guo Leng as the head!

“Hey! Head.”

“Ah.”

“Haha!”

“Hello, hello!”

“Do you still recognize me?”

“May I ask for your distinguished surname?”

“I am surnamed Eye.”

“What surname?”

“Surnamed Eye.”

“Is there such a surname in the Hundred Family Names?”

“It’s the very first one.”

“Which line?”

“Zhao Qian Sun Eye.”

“Never heard of it! Zhao Qian Sun Eye? It’s Zhao Qian Sun Li!”

The five senses argue over whose contribution is greatest, turning incredibly commonplace things into something extraordinarily humorous and witty when spoken by the crosstalk actors!

…

Zhong Continent.

Director Zhuang Xian frowned: “Crosstalk in Qin Continent too?”

Chang An sneered: “Now they’ve really hit the gunpoint—horizontal comparisons make it easiest to see the differences. Once the audience sees our program, they’ll realize which side’s show is more exciting. Just look at the scene!”

On the stage of the Zhong Continent Spring Festival Gala,

The Liu brothers were putting on a very exciting show.

From time to time, the audience below clapped and cheered.

Without a single mistake, the Liu brothers were as funny as ever, and the quality of their program was as good as always. No wonder that each year, regardless of the continent’s gala, the Liu brothers are invited; these two can really hold the scene!

But Director Zhuang Xian was still uneasy.

Suddenly, he found a spot away from everyone else and—compelled by some force—turned on the Qin Continent’s Spring Festival Gala on his tablet to catch a bit of their crosstalk.

On the Qin Continent stage.

The five senses were still quarreling.

Nose: You’re always siding with Mouth!

Head: How am I siding with him?

Nose: Hey! You shove all the good food and drinks, the chicken, duck, fish, meat, rare delicacies, tangerine soda, cream popsicles—where? Right into his mouth! Eh?

Head: If I shoved it into your nose, could you digest it, huh?

Mouth: Cut it out, Nose. Even before I taste any delicious food, the smell has already wafted your way!

Nose: Eh? First, the smell hits me, then why are you the one drooling?

Mouth: Nonsense! If you catch a cold and start wheezing, I have to take over your breathing.

Eyes: Stop it, both of you! You get to eat and smell all the good stuff, while I’m left dry-eyed, with no part in it!

Ears: Right! And I can’t even see what’s going on.

Head: Alright, alright! You two are absolutely irrelevant here.

Nose: All the good stuff falls on Mouth’s plate!

Mouth: Enough! You only see me enjoying good food and drink! But who ends up dealing with the disasters and diseases? Who has to swallow the bitter medicines? Isn’t it all crammed into my mouth? What am I saying? You, Nose, even snotty water can end up in my mouth—so, am I your spittoon?

Ears: Yeah! And these ear studs end up piercing my ears!

Mouth: Indeed! You get your ears pierced, and I have to keep smiling.

Eyes: Yeah, when you grin, I have to squeeze out tears.

Nose: And my nose turns sour for no reason. Am I to be blamed? You Eyes are never content! Don’t think I don’t know—the 100-inch TV in Head’s house was bought for you!

…

Director Zhuang Xian, who was parachuted in, watched without context.

However, it took only a glance for Zhuang Xian to grasp the comedic intent of the crosstalk; where he viewed it had no effect on his understanding of the punchlines!

He turned his head.

And looked back at the performance of the Liu brothers on the Zhong Continent stage. Though there was plenty of laughter and applause from the audience, he felt a bit anxious, especially after seeing the flood of audience comments and messages on the screen:

“Hahaha!”

“I’m dying from laughter!”

“Never expected Chu Kuang, that old rascal’s crosstalk, to be so playful!”

“The old rascal’s really showing off, managing to find an angle like that for a script!”

“The performers are great too—five of them doing crosstalk without any chaos!”

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