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Chapter 1132: Chapter 993: Countless Lights, An Unforgettable Night_2 Chapter 1132: Chapter 993: Countless Lights, An Unforgettable Night_2 Fan Wei’s voice was distinctive, and so was Zhou Fan’s—pleasant in tone. The comedy world was indeed blessed with many such talents.

Their chemistry was perfectly in sync.

Dong Wang began to bluff: “I know what you do for a living!”

Zhou Fan stammered a bit, “You know what I do? What is it that I do?”

Dong Wang proclaimed, “You’re a big business tycoon!”

Zhou Fan exclaimed, “What?”

Dong Wang’s voice did a swift turnaround, “That’s just not possible.”

If someone else had said this line, it might not have been funny, but when these words came from Dong Wang’s mouth, the whole audience burst into laughter!

At this point, everyone had forgotten about any bans.

All eyes were on the skit itself as the two continued their dialogue:

“Do you know why your face is so big?”

“Why?”

“Because the nerves at the ends are dead, making the top swell up.”

“Where did it swell from?”

“From below your waist, feet going up!”

“Legs?”

“Exactly!”

“No, no, my legs are perfectly fine!”

“Walk a bit! Walk a bit! No ailments, walk!”

…

Down in the audience.

Mom laughed herself silly, “Oh my, this is killing me!”

Even Big Yaoyao couldn’t help but comment, “Such a big bluffer.”

Lin Xuan simply clutched her belly, “This big bluffer is just shameless!”

The nearby audience chimed in.

“The Spring Festival Gala skits just have to include Dong Wang!”

“That’s for sure; the Gala’s sketch comedy isn’t complete without Dong Wang. It feels like something is missing!”

“There’s nothing missing this year, not at all. Dong Wang’s performance feels just as good as ever. It’s on par with the skit earlier by Shi Yan and Teacher Chen Feng about the dieting—both were contenders!”

“Let’s keep watching, keep watching.”

Amidst the applause, the audience’s smiles grew even wider.

Then came the classic moment.

Dong Wang directing Zhou Fan, “Your leg definitely has an issue—one leg is shorter! How about this, let me adjust it for you. Do you believe that by following my hand signals, lifting your leg as high as possible, and then forcefully dropping it, it’ll work out? Do you believe it? Your leg definitely has an issue, the right one is shorter! Come on, up you get!”

Lift the foot!

Stomp!

Lift it again!

Another stomp!

Stomp firmly!

After several rounds, Dong Wang shouted, “Do you feel numb?”

Zhou Fan replied, “I feel numb!”

Ni Yun was dumbfounded. “Hey, how did he get numb?”

Dong Wang chuckled, “Nonsense, you stomp, you’d feel numb too!”

Ni Yun retorted, “You bluffed his good leg into being lame!”

…

In front of the TV!

Countless viewers were in stitches!

“I’m dying here, what do you mean ‘You stomp, you also feel numb’? There’s no decline at all; Dong Wang hasn’t lost his touch!”

“Even a good leg gets bluffed into being lame!”

“This Zhou Fan, I never realized before how adorably dumb he is!”

“Didn’t Dong Wang always play the honest guy?”

“This guy unexpectedly playing such a role is hilariously funny!”

“Ahhhh!”

“I love Dong Wang so much!”

“He better not be banned again. The Spring Festival Gala is way more fun with him!”

The good old days were back!

The feeling of joy Dong Wang once brought to the Gala audience was back again!

In the midst of laughter.

The audience was completely satisfied!

And to everyone’s surprise, Dong Wang’s return was more than just a comeback—it was a breakthrough!

In his past comedy skits, he mostly portrayed the honest guy.

This time.

He played the role of a big-time bluffer—a huge contrast, stronger in comedy, especially when, after discovering Zhou Fan didn’t bring enough money, he stared at his wife Ni Yun and delivered that classic line: “Bicycle? What do we need a bicycle for, you old lady, what!”

…

This time, the audience was totally bamboozled!

“How come every line in this skit feels iconic?”

“It’s over, Mr. Dong Wang has gone bad, now this performance is too hilarious!”

“He wasn’t always like this!”

“Who cares what style it is as long as it’s funny, right?”

“Amazing!”

“This skit is sensational!”

“To be precise, the entire Qin Continent Spring Festival Gala is sensational!”

“It had special effects, quality staging, emotional moments, and novelty, including the sentiment and memory of the old Galas. Qin Continent’s Gala had it all!”

“Splitting sides here!”

“Though different in style from ‘Eating Noodles,’ both skits had their own brilliant comedic moments!”

“My belly hurts from laughing!”

…

Finally.

The skit reached its climax.

Dong Wang, pushing a bicycle, laughed to the audience: “Find someone with bad legs, let’s sell him the bicycle!”

The final sentence.

And the audience was roaring with laughter again!

This time it wasn’t just laughter!

It was also accompanied by endless applause, countless screams, and an electrifying atmosphere!

Waves of excitement surged on and on.

Among the clapping, Dong Wang continued to smile, but as he stepped off the stage, a glint of tears shone in his eyes.

He had returned!

The stage he thought he’d never set foot on again, he had finally returned to this year!

He couldn’t help but think of the young man who had stood by him: “Don’t worry about Zhong Continent; this is our Qin Continent Spring Festival Gala. If there’s a problem, I’ll take responsibility.”

Thank you!

I hope I didn’t let you down!

Dong Wang quietly wiped away a tear, still smiling.

On stage, he could make the whole world laugh, but offstage, he was moved to both tears and laughter by the young man known as Xian Yu. If life were an elimination-style talent show, then it was as if he had been revived by Xian Yu’s own hands.

…

Across different continents!

On the internet!

All viewers were conquered!

“Thanks to Fish Papa for letting me see Dong Wang’s performance again. He is truly adept at comedy; there are few performers who can make you want to laugh the moment you see them!”

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