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Chapter 1073: Godly Braking Skill!

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

“Alright, then let’s try it out. However... Fairy Dongfang Six, when we test the effect of the ‘absolute command’, we will definitely have to use your anti-collision car,” Song Shuhang said.

“Okay, I’ll bring that car with me. Later, we’ll also look for a wide area to test it,” Fairy Dongfang Six said happily.

Song Shuhang then asked, “How should I word the command?”

The shorter the ‘absolute command’, the better. The power would be more concentrated that way.

If one were to use a long command, the power might be dispersed.

Demon Monarch Nirvana said, “How about just saying ‘brake’?”

“It’s too short, and it could only be used when Song Shuhang is sitting in the passenger seat, and Fairy Dongfang Six is about to hit something,” Young Master Phoenix Slayer said.

Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched––honestly, the only person that would dare sit in the passenger’s seat when Fairy Dongfang Six was driving would be someone that truly loved her.

“So how about just making the phrase a little longer, like [danger, brake!]?” The magnetic voice of a man echoed.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said with a smile, “Yo, Dharma King Creation, weren’t you holding a concert?”

The one who had spoken just now was Dharma King Creation, who had just arrived. When he approached Medicine Master’s building, he heard the conversation between Song Shuhang and the others, and he hurried over to butt in.

Dharma King Creation had been busy with concerts all around the world recently, and the number of his fans had increased dramatically. As such, Dharma King’s self-confidence had grown quite a bit. Whenever he spoke, his voice was filled with magnetizing confidence.

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Hmm, [danger, brake]... it isn’t bad. However, I feel that it would be better to add ‘step on the’ to the phrase. So, [danger, step on the brakes!].”

Fairy Dongfang Six interjected, “Nah, ‘step on the brakes’ wouldn’t work. When I’m in a hurry, I can’t tell the difference between the brakes and the gas, and I end up stepping on the gas when I think of stepping on the brakes. As such, I’m afraid the ‘step on the brakes’ command wouldn’t work on me.”

“Then how about changing it to [stop the car]?” Fairy Lychee said. “Danger, stop the car. This way, you won’t have to worry about her comprehension problems. In any case, under the ‘absolute command’, Little Six should be forced to stop.”

“That’s a good point. Alright, let’s use Fairy Lychee’s version, then. Little friend Shuhang, let’s try it out.” Fairy Dongfang Six felt that Fairy Lychee’s version should work.

Song Shuhang asked, “So, we’ll use [danger, stop the car]? Are there no more suggestions?”

Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said, “That should be fine. When it comes to the ‘danger’ command, little friend Shuhang, you will have to imagine the crash of Fairy Dongfang in your mind so as to strengthen your idea of ‘danger’.”

Song Shuhang said, “Should we try it out now?”

Fairy Dongfang Six responded, “I’m ready, little friend Shuhang. The rest is up to you!”

Whether or not I’ll rid myself of the shameful ‘kamikaze driver’ title, it will be up to your ‘absolute command’ function!

And so, under the expectant gazes of all the fellow daoists, Song Shuhang closed his eyes and imagined the scene of ‘Fairy Dongfang Six driving and being about to get into an accident’ and the scene of ‘Fairy Dongfang Six stopping right when the accident was about to happen’.

After visualizing it in his head, Song Shuhang reached his hand out toward Fairy Dongfang Six, and shouted, “Danger, stop the car!”

Just like the previous time, he gathered his mental energy using the ❮True Self Meditation Scripture❯ and used his ‘Mouth Aperture’ talent when he shouted to maximize the absolute command’s power.

Then, a wisp of power fell onto Fairy Dongfang Six’s body through Song Shuhang’s Sage Seal.

“How is it, did you feel anything?” Fairy Lychee said curiously.

“I don’t know, but I seem to feel more confident,” Fairy Dongfang Six said. “I have a feeling that if I was driving the car and suddenly be on a collision course with someone, I would definitely be able to stop!”

“Let’s try it out. Fellow Daoist Song’s absolute command might have worked, but it’s also possible that it might only be your misperception,” Demon Monarch Nirvana said.

Fairy Dongfang Six asked, “Do we have a place where we can try? Should I take a look around?”

Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue replied, “Better not. More fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group should be arriving in a while. It wouldn’t be good if they were to see nobody here when they arrive. We can just use my ‘illusory reality’, there’s quite a big space inside it. That should be enough to test Fairy Dongfang Six’s driving.”

After saying that, he issued a mental command, and his ‘illusory reality’, the ancient tomb world, unfolded. However, the place wasn’t the same one where Song Shuhang and Su Clan’s Sixteen were practicing the ❮Blade Dragging Technique❯, but rather a space outside the ancient tomb.

A gigantic plaza with some stone columns appeared before everyone. The place was very suitable for Dongfang Six’s test drive.

“It’s been quite a while since I got to see Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue’s ‘illusory reality’. It has expanded quite a lot once again,” Dharma King Creation exclaimed.

“We should be able to test things here. You guys keep some distance,” Fairy Dongfang Six said as she opened her cosmos bag and brought out her tailor-made anti-collision car.

The car had collision protection on all four sides. In addition to that, there was a great number of formations that even the fellow daoists of Nine Provinces Number One Group couldn’t understand.

Fairy Dongfang Six got into the car and started it up.

Song Shuhang shouted, “The seatbelt, the seatbelt!”

“Oh, I almost forgot. However, this thing is useless. If I were to bump into someone else, they would be the ones in danger. Also, with my strength, I would never get thrown out of the car unless the entire thing broke apart,” Fairy Dongfang Six said.

Song Shuhang: “...”

Fairy Dongfang Six, it seems that it’s because of such thoughts that your driving skills became worse and worse.

Fairy Dongfang Six fastened her seatbelt and held the steering wheel with both hands. “I’m going to start.”

“Whoosh~” All of the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group retreated from the scene at their fastest speed, flashing far away.

There were some that didn’t feel that it was safe enough just being far away, and jumped onto the stone columns.

Additionally, there were even some that found standing on the stone columns also not safe enough, and directly rode on their swords or sabers. Fairy Dongfang Six couldn’t possibly drive her car to the sky, right?

No, no, no, wait!

It seemed that Fairy Dongfang Six’s car had been modified—it now had a floating function!

Apparently, even standing in the air wasn’t safe. As such, the fellow daoists remained very alert.

Fairy Dongfang Six’s anti-collision car accelerated as she pressed on the gas.

Perhaps because she had more self-confidence, Fairy Dongfang Six drove very smoothly. She could even avoid the columns and make S-shaped maneuvers.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, “This is unscientific!”

“Could it be that her potential has been forced out?” said Fairy Lychee as she took her phone out and started taking a video.

“Amazing. If she gets rid of her ‘kamikaze driver’ trait, Fairy Dongfang Six might become a very talented driver.”

While they were speaking, Fairy Dongfang Six’s car suddenly turned around, drifting beautifully.

Dharma King Creation, filled with shock, said, “F*ck, has Fairy Dongfang Six been possessed by the god of driving today?”

“No... it’s not that she’s been possessed by the god of driving. Six seems to have lost control of her car again,” Fairy Lychee said.

She saw a look of anxiety on Fairy Dongfang Six’s face. Not far in front of her, there were two stone columns, and if she were to continue going like this, it was likely that she would crash into them.

Now, it was time to confirm whether or not Song Shuhang’s ‘absolute command’ ability was useful.

Would the ‘absolute command’ be able to get Fairy Dongfang Six to stop the car?

“Shiet... Fairy Dongfang Six stepped on the gas again,” Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said. He could sense every single movement of Fairy Dongfang Six while she was driving.

Just now, when Fairy Dongfang Six saw that she was about to crash, she seemed to have subconsciously wanted to step on the brakes, but when she stretched out her long leg, she ended up stepping on the gas.

“Vroom~”

The anti-collision car accelerated and crazily rushed forward.

“Aaaah, nooo!” Fairy Dongfang Six shouted.

But when she shouted, her body stiffened. In the next instant, there was some kind of power that influenced her body.

Fairy Dongfang Six’s right leg unexpectedly moved away from the gas!

Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said, “It’s working!”

At the same time, Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, “Just now, I sensed the power of the ‘absolute command’ appearing!”

“Now, it’s time to see if Little Six can step on the brake! Come on!” Fairy Lychee cheered for Fairy Dongfang Six.

Just as everyone was expecting to see Fairy Dongfang Six step on the brake... they instead saw Fairy Dongfang Six quickly reach out to press the door lock, unlocking the door.

Fairy Lychee: “???”

Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said, “What is she trying to do?”

Dharma King Creation asked, “Is she planning to jump out of the car?”

Su Clan’s Sixteen responded, “It shouldn’t be that. The command was to stop the car and not to ‘jump out of the car’. Moreover, Fairy Dongfang Six’s car has all kinds of defensive formations, so even if she were to crash, it wouldn’t be life-threatening. There should be no need to jump out of the car.”

When Su Clan’s Sixteen’s voice fell, Fairy Dongfang Six had already opened the door.

Then, everyone saw a long and beautiful leg come out of the car.

“Aaaaah!” Fairy Dongfang Six let out a scream and used her left leg to forcefully step on the ground.

Due to her powerful constitution, plumes of smoke and dust rose from the ground as she dragged her foot and created a long streak on the ground.

You aren’t on a bicycle! Fairy Dongfang Six, what are you trying to do?!

Song Shuhang: “...”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “...”

Su Clan’s Sixteen: “...”

Dharma King Creation asked, “Is this the legendary left leg brake?”

Still, wasn’t one supposed to use the left leg to step on the brake...?

Fairy Lychee said, “That isn’t a bicycle. What is Little Six trying to do?”

“Calm down, what we should be currently asking is: can this stop the car?” Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue was worthy of being a big senior. He was the calmest person on the scene.

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