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Chapter 1112: F*ck, f*ck, f*ck

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Life-bound magical treasures were very important for cultivators, and it was best to forge one during the Fourth Stage Realm. A good life-bound magical treasure could increase the cultivator’s chances of transcending the Fifth Stage tribulation by 30%.

Moreover, it was possible to increase the realm of the life-bound magical treasure alongside its master’s. After obtaining some precious materials, it was possible to add them to the treasure to increase its strength.

But Profound Sage Tyrannical Song had yet to forge a life-bound magical treasure, even though he had already advanced to the Eighth Stage! That was to say, Senior Tyrannical Song had transcended all those tribulations while having 30% less chance of surviving compared to ordinary cultivators!

This easily showed how strong he was, for he was able to become the first Sage in 1000 years even with such a handicap. It also explained how he was able to instantly deal with that seemingly very strong Seventh Stage Venerable.

Fairy Fleeting Life felt that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was too incredible, worthy of the title of ‘first Sage in a thousand years’. After getting back, she would tell everything to her female friends and gossip all night.

“Fellow Daoist Fleeting Life, there was something I wanted to ask you about the life-bound magical treasure of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect.” Song Shuhang turned the chair around and faced Fairy Fleeting Life.

“Senior Tyrannical Song, please ask,” Fairy Fleeting Life replied with a serious expression on her face.

“No need to put on such a serious expression, it’s just a small question,” Song Shuhang said. “There is a total of 33 different types of life-bound magical treasures in the sect, one for each ‘divine beast’, is that right?”

“Correct,” Fairy Fleeting Life replied.

“Then... can these various magical treasure be assembled together?” Song Shuhang asked. The demonic hamster had mentioned that Senior White Two was interested in the life-bound magical treasures handed down in the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect because they could be assembled together.

But after hearing Fairy Fleeting Life’s reply, it seemed that it wasn’t the case...

“Magical treasures that can be assembled? No, that shouldn’t be the case. Each department’s magical treasure is different, and they don’t come in pairs. There is nothing to assemble,” Fairy Fleeting Life replied.

“So, there is no magical treasure passed down in the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect that can be assembled?” Song Shuhang asked again.

Fairy Fleeting Life shook her head. “No, all the magical treasures of the sect can only be matched with the respective cultivation technique. Aside from the huge whale, camel, and other departments that no longer have a forging method, I’ve never seen or heard of magical treasures that could be assembled.”

Song Shuhang slightly narrowed his eyes.

Fairy Fleeting Life didn’t seem to be lying, but it was unlikely that Senior White Two was wrong.

There was only one possibility... the 33 magical treasures of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect were the treasures they were looking for, and they could be assembled together after every single one of them had been forged.

Song Shuhang felt that his guess was reasonable. Only such a magical treasure could pique Senior White Two’s interest and get his praises.

Still, if Senior White Two praised that life-bound magical treasure, does that mean that he has the fully assembled version with him? Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up at the thought.

If only I could look for Senior White Two and ask him about it...

However, he sighed immediately after.

Senior White Two would appear and disappear at will, and it would usually be him who would look for Shuhang, and not the other way around.

Actually, the demonic hamster could get in touch with Senior White Two, but that bastard would never do him a favor... unless he could defeat him again and make a bet with it.

“I wonder where Senior White Two is right now...” Song Shuhang muttered.

“What?” Fairy Fleeting Life mused.

[Why are you looking for me?] A voice suddenly echoed in Song Shuhang’s mind. It was Senior White Two.

“...” Song Shuhang.

He first waved and smiled at Fairy Fleeting Life, then closed his eyes and started conversing with Senior White Two. [Senior White Two, in the past, you said something about the life-bound magical treasure of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect, which could be assembled. Does that imply that the 33 magical treasures of the various department can be assembled together once they are all forged?]

Senior White Two said, [Can you sing?]

Song Shuhang was dumbfounded. “Huh?”

Senior White Two continued, [Sing something, I’ll reply as soon as you are finished. I thought of letting you tell me a joke at first, but your jokes are really terrible, sucking to the point that you can be considered anti-joke.]

“...” Song Shuhang.

Senior White Two again said, [Are you going to sing or not? If you don’t sing, I’ll leave.]

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth, and said, “I’ll sing!” However, what song was he supposed to sing? There were a lot of songs he liked, but he didn’t know which to choose.

“Hmm?” Fairy Fleeting Life was puzzled.

Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up as he asked, “Fellow Daoist Fleeting Life, is there a song you like?”

Fairy Fleeting Life’s eyes also lit up. “Yes!”

“What song is it? I suddenly feel like singing, and I don’t mind accompanying you for a duet,” Song Shuhang said.

“I’ve been obsessed with heavy metal as of late. That deadly, dark feeling is simply too exciting,” Fairy Fleeting Life said.

“...” Song Shuhang. What kind of dog was Fairy Fleeting Life?

“The one I like the most recently is a band called ‘Good Luck’. It’s a new band, and when the lead vocalist starts singing, he brings a deadly power along. Every time I listen to his songs, I feel like fainting,” Fairy Fleeting Life continued.

“A band called Good Luck?” Song Shuhang was puzzled. He hadn’t heard of such a band. “What is their most famous song?”

After hearing Fairy Fleeting Life’s description, Song Shuhang had immediately thought of a senior in the Nine Provinces Number One Group. However, he subconsciously denied this possibility and refused to recall the senior or their name.

“They don’t have a song that represents them. All their songs are classics with a flavor of dark heavy metal. Their songs are legendary, and every time the lead vocalist finishes singing, even the other members of the band start foaming at the mouth and fall to the ground! The number of people left standing after the concert usually doesn’t surpass 10. The fans that can keep standing until the very end must feel very proud! Speaking of their songs, the ❮Seven Deaths Song❯ from the last album is the one that left the deepest impression on me. I’ll sing it for you.” Then, Fairy Fleeting Life let her long hair loose, which sprinkled behind her back.

F*ck, it’s really Senior Creation. When did he put together this band and called it ‘Good Luck’? He shouldn’t swindle people like this!

“Stop!” Song Shuhang shouted.

However, Fairy Fleeting Life had already started singing with all her might. “Die, die, die, die, die, die, die! All those that are unfaithful, unfilial, cruel, and immoral will die!”

Fairy Fleeting Life was truly a beauty, and when she swung her head around, her long hair danced in the air, making her look like a rebellious beauty.

Still, it was scary that she was a die-hard fan of Dharma King Creation. Moreover, it seemed she had practiced singing quite a lot, and her style was really similar to Dharma King Creation’s.

Song Shuhang felt as if his ears had been poisoned. Fairy Fleeting Life’s voice didn’t have that mysterious power that could hospitalize people, but after hearing her singing, Song Shuhang’s recalled Dharma King Creation’s version of the ❮Seven Deaths Song❯... the one empowered by Fairy Lychee’s windmill.

After recalling that scene, Song Shuhang’s head started aching, and his temples felt like exploding.

He felt that he had been an idiot. Why did he ask further after knowing that Fairy Fleeting Life liked dark heavy metal?!

He should have immediately changed the topic! Still, Fairy Fleeting Life was cute but also a big death seeker... was she a husky?

[Nice song!] Senior White Two’s voice echoed in his mind. [The words and the melody are first-rate, not bad. I like this song. Little friend Shuhang, you sing as well.]

To be honest, Dharma King Creation was pretty good when it came to writing songs. If someone else sang in his place, the song would become a classic, but it was him singing, so it could only make people despair.

[Can’t we change song?] Song Shuhang smiled bitterly.

[No, this is the song. You sing too, alright? The better your performance, the more information you get,] Senior White Two said.

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth. If there was a medicine for regret, he wanted a lot of it!

“Senior, what do you think?” Fairy Fleeting Life had finished singing the ❮Seven Deaths Song❯, and had an excited expression on her face.

“It was very good,” Song Shuhang said in all seriousness. “Come, I’ve also heard about this ❮Seven Deaths Song❯, let’s sing it together, alright?”

“Sure! This time, I’ll put in even more effort.” Fairy Fleeting Life’s eyes brightened. A soul mate! It was her first time finding a senior that shared her interests in music. “I have a Dolby Atmos version of the song, shall we use it?”

Song Shuhang’s face paled. Dharma King Creation had released a Dolby Atmos version? That was scary. If this version was played, it could kill all the people in the room.

“No, we two are enough. The Dolby Atmos version is too much, and there would be no point in us even singing.” Song Shuhang found an excuse.

“Senior, it’s fine. I can remove the lyrics and play only the instrumental version,” Fairy Fleeting Life said.

“A-alright,” Song Shuhang said.

Thereupon, Fairy Fleeting Life happily took out her phone and started fiddling with it, playing the song after a short while.

The music of the ❮Seven Deaths Song❯ echoed.

Fairy Fleeting Life set the rhythm.

“Die, die, die! Everything will die! All those that are unfaithful, unfilial, cruel, and immoral will die! All those that go against the will of the heavens will die whether they resist or surrender!” Fairy Fleeting Life started swinging her head around.

Song Shuhang could only brace himself and sing too.

[That’s the feeling. Hehe.] Senior White Two’s happy laughter echoed in his mind.

While he was singing, Song Shuhang’s phone rang.

He took out the phone and saw that it was an unknown number, seemingly from a foreign country.

He swiped on the screen and picked up.

“Hello, little friend Shuhang. It’s me, Dharma King Creation. Several disciples of my Warring Buddha Sect that have gone out will come looking for you to get a stamp. They’ll head to the Jiangnan area over the next two days... eh? Isn’t this my ❮Seven Deaths Song❯? Little friend Shuhang, are you guys singing my song? I didn’t know that you liked it! Let’s goooo! Don’t hang up and sing with me! Die, die, die~”

“...” Song Shuhang.

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

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