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Chapter 1825: Those with a long lifespan can really do whatever they want

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

“…” Su Clan’s Sixteen.

If she’d encountered this situation before when she hadn’t been in a good mood, she would have definitely beaten the other party up, but today she was in a rather good mood.

The boy asked, “Need me to throw these two guys out?”

With his strength, he could easily throw the two guys out of the store.

But then, he changed his mind and laughed. “Forget it, it seems that I shouldn’t be the one to make a move.”

After saying that, he glanced at Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s toes quietly.

As he looked at Song Shuhang’s toes, he wondered what he was going to do.

Was he going to make a domineering appearance and throw the two out of the restaurant? Or was he going to directly use the Impregnating Gaze?

If it’s the Impregnating Gaze route...?

[Brothers, would you like to experience pregnancy?]

As he pictured the scene in his mind, he couldn’t help but become emotional.

As long as a terrifying skill like the Impregnating Gaze did not fall on oneself, it felt rather amusing.

He couldn’t help but look forward to what was going to happen.

However, to his surprise, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song did not make any big moves.

The young, teen-looking Profound Sage Tyrannical Song appeared to be moving slowly, but in fact, he had already appeared beside the two tall men in just a few steps. The boy wasn’t even able to notice him do anything when the two tall men seemed to be pushed away by an invisible force, and involuntarily took a few steps back.

It almost seemed as if the two of them had taken the initiative to make way for Profound Sage Tyrannical Song.

The two tall men looked at each other with puzzled expressions on their faces.

When the two of them were pushed away, the young Profound Sage Tyrannical Song had already arrived beside Su Clan’s Sixteen. He smiled, bent down slightly, and reached out to Sixteen.

Sixteen stretched out her left hand, and placed it in Song Shuhang’s hand.

The boy quickly transmitted his voice. [Ah, Big Sis, be careful! Holding hands will make you pregnant!]

“…” Su Clan’s Sixteen.

Song Shuhang took Su Clan’s Sixteen’s hand, and walked straight to the exit of the small restaurant. The boy could only follow them while holding his ice cream, settling the bill along the way.

The two men who had approached Sixteen had confusion written all over their faces as they watched them leave.

When Song Shuhang reached the door of the restaurant, he suddenly turned around and smiled at the two men.

The eyes of the boy who was settling the bill suddenly lit up.?Here it comes, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s gaze!

So Profound Sage Tyrannical Song is still going to make a move.

Haha, become pregnant and feel a mother’s love. Tremble under the Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s eye of love and shout daddy!

Unfortunately for him, Song Shuhang hadn’t become mad, and he did not use the Impregnating Gaze on the two ordinary men. He simply smiled at them, then pointed at his fair and tender face, and said triumphantly, “Today, tender puppies like me are what’s popular. Cute and young.”

“Pfft~” Su Clan’s Sixteen couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

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Is this really Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, who is known to be the most terrifying man in the entire universe in the past thousand years?

I must be experiencing hallucinations due to inner demons.

The two tall men were speechless.

If you’re a puppy, then what are we?

The world really is unfair. When we were little puppies, girls liked uncles and big brothers. Now, when we’ve finally become mature big brothers, girls changed their preferences, and started liking little puppies again.

We’re simply destined to be abandoned in this era, aren’t we?

The boy caught up with Sixteen and Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, and asked aloud, “Senior Tyrannical Song, are you just letting those two guys go?”

Song Shuhang turned his head, and looked at the boy questioningly.

“Before you came, they were chatting up my sister,” said the boy while thinking in his heart,?Are you really not going to use the Impregnating Gaze on them?

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity—two big men getting pregnant and giving birth in a restaurant was something that would be guaranteed to hit the headlines the next day.

“If someone comes over to chat her up, doesn’t that just mean that Sixteen is cute?” Song Shuhang replied with a smile—maybe it was because he’d been drinking, but his brain was particularly active today, and his mind was filled with nice thoughts.

“???” The boy from the Su Clan.

Hmm, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s words do make sense.

And so, Song Shuhang took Su Clan’s Sixteen to the coast of Western Orchid Island, while the boy followed closely behind them.

After they left the restaurant, the two tall men suddenly felt sad. The two sat in the place where the boy and Sixteen had sat originally, and then looked at each other.

Afterward, the two suddenly lay on the table and cried nonstop.

They were filled with sorrow. They cried so much that it was as if there was a living spring in their eye sockets as tears continued streaming down their faces.

We’ve already faced rejection in the past, but for some reason, our hearts are in so much pain right now. Was it because of that ‘little puppy’? Damn, that little puppy was amazing, but one day, you’ll also grow up to become an old dog!

Their cries sounded like explosions of thunder in spring.

Fortunately, there were no other customers in the store.

The store’s owner silently glanced at the two very sad customers who were crying their eyes out, and shook his head gently. “Young lads, your minds are too fragile. It’s just a rejection, yet you’re crying like this. An old single dog like me truly has nothing to say.”

After saying that, the boss quietly gave the two men a glass of wine.

Wine truly was a great thing. You could enjoy toast when you were in love, and you could enjoy it when you weren’t.

??????

After Song Shuhang arrived at the coast of Western Orchid Island with Su Clan’s Sixteen and the boy, he quietly cast an illusion that covered the three of them. In the eyes of ordinary people, their sense of presence gradually disappeared; they were gone from their sight in the blink of an eye.

Nobody on the coast noticed the three.

Song Shuhang brought out the Immortal Fairy Monster Cat’s Divine Gate from his Combined Magical Treasure, and got it to start flying.

Originally, he wanted to bring out the Divine Lobster’s Chariot, but when he was about to summon it, he suddenly felt like changing it up a bit. After all, each and every one of the magical treasures in the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure could fly, so why not use something else.

And so, he summoned the gate.

“A g-gate?” The boy looked desperate.

Although he knew that cultivators had all kinds of magical treasures—such as abaci, shields, suits of armor, and recently even some who forged their own magical treasures to look like laptops and phones—when truly faced with the chance to sit on a gate to fly, it felt quite strange.

“I originally wanted to use something like a flying carpet, but the sheet that’s of the same model as the one that the Almighty Merchant uses doesn’t have the ability to fly,” said Song Shuhang while holding Su Clan’s Sixteen and stepping onto the gate.

The boy looked up at the sky, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow them.

“Right, this gate...” Song Shuhang patted the Immortal Fairy Monster Cat’s Divine Gate lightly and added with a smile, “...is an Eighth Stage magical treasure.”

“F*ck.” The boy lay on the gate, and gently stroked it.

An Eighth Stage magical treasure!

This was the first time that he had come in such close contact with an Eighth Stage magical treasure.

“Pfft~” Su Clan’s Sixteen laughed, and pointed at the little boy before introducing him to Song Shuhang, “He is a disciple of my Spirit River Su Clan, Su Kongyun. In terms of seniority, he should be my cousin. However, if we were to consider the seniority according to my mother, he would be a generation younger than me.”

Su Kongyun explained, “My mother is Sixteen’s mother’s niece... However, they married two brothers. That’s why I would be considered to be of a younger generation on the distaff side of the family.”

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword smiled, and said, “This is exactly why cultivators eventually chose to directly consider seniority according to one’s strength. Otherwise, if we were to use familial ties, then the seniority among cultivators would become a hot mess. I often hear about cultivator families where a son in a family falls in love with an ancestor-level senior fairy maiden in the mother’s family. Hehehe, and there are even more outrageous stories.”

With a long lifespan, you could really do whatever you wanted.

With lifespans of several tens of thousands of years, there could be a father who married a 50th generation disciple of a certain sect and fathered a daughter... After that daughter grew up and went out to travel, she unknowingly met an ancestor of the sect, got to know him, fell in love, and became dao companions with him. This kind of thing had become a rather common occurrence in the universe.

[I heard that when my daughter went out for experience, she was taken by an old dog 17,000 years older than her. That old dog... As soon as I met him, I found out that he was actually the ancestor of my sect, and I couldn’t do anything but kneel down!]

[On April 3rd, when I left my seclusion, the weather was very good. My strength had soared, and I was in a good mood. I then called my children and grandchildren to reunite and hold a family banquet to celebrate. During the banquet, I suddenly discovered that my great-great-great-great-great-grandson had become my grandfather. It was a truly heart-stifling experience, so I went to close up again for 100 years because I wanted to be alone.]

[When I turned 8,000 years old this year, my grandmother gave me a very touching gift. She gave birth to a little uncle for me. This little uncle will share the same birthday with me in the future~ I’m so happy.]

“A s-sword that can talk?” Su Kongyun looked at Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword in shock.

It was said that when divine swords had a spirit, they gained the ability to talk. However, this was the first time he had actually seen it for himself.

“This is Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword. It is the divine weapon of an Immortal,” introduced Song Shuhang with a slight smile on his face.

“An Immo... Immortal’s divine weapon?!” Su Kongyun wanted to reach out and touch Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, but he didn’t dare to do so. The other party was an Immortal’s divine weapon, something related to an Immortal! Before today, that was something he might not have ever gotten the chance of encountering.

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword smugly circled around in the air, and patted Su Kongyun lightly with its hilt. “Kid, your talent isn’t bad. I’ve got a good impression of you.”

Surprisingly, this kid was already in between the Second Stage and the Third Stage. Moreover, it seemed that his ascension was imminent; he looked like he was unable to suppress it for much longer.

What a coincidence!

Therefore, Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword thought highly of this boy.

“Thank you... Thank you, Senior!” Su Kongyun said happily—an Immortal’s divine weapon had actually praised his aptitude; maybe he really was talented. Perhaps he would have the chance to compete for the ‘Su Clan’s Eighteen’ title in the future!

However, realistically speaking, it seemed like he might have to pass on the Su Clan’s Eighteen title. Instead, he could go for the Su Clan’s Nineteen title.

“You’re welcome. Anyway, you have to have confidence in yourself. As a cultivator, you need to have a big heart. The bigger your heart is, the richer your imagination. Once your imagination is rich enough, you can face things that destroy your view of the world and still remain calm.” Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword tried to prepare Su Kongyun psychologically in advance.

This boy was different from Chu Chu, and there was almost no stopping his heavenly tribulation from descending...

Su Kongyun nodded vigorously, remembering the words of Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword.

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Where are we going now?”

Song Shuhang replied, “Hmm, I’m going to look for some ingredients first.... Eh?”

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